Thursday, 6 February 2014

Dr. C***y's C***y Shoe Emporium

PLEASE TURN AWAY IF YOU DO NOT LIKE SWEARING!

I have to share this because it's given me a laugh time and time again over the past year. It's not only the shoes featured but the comments made by the other members. On Facebook there is a page called Dr. Cunty's Cunty Shoe Emporium. It's basically where the page owner and other members upload pictures of RIDICULOUS shoes.  I'm just going to jump right in and post a few pics from the page - if you don't laugh then I will buy you a drink!


Title: A rather splendid pair of loafers I must say.



Title: Après ski cunty cobblery of the highest order!


Title: My oh my!


Title: Good lord; why?


Title: Entirely heinous on their own, but as a coordinated set it's like a blue emergency beacon screaming "move aside, cunty coming through!"


Title: Camel toe cunthropomorphism


Title: Deck shoes with unique soles constructed of your Gran's old kitchen sponges: for the environmentally aware maritime cunt



And on that note I shall wipe the tears from my eye and post you what I'm wearing today!
Striped Bretton Top - H&M
Red batwing top - Avenue 57

Necklace - Avenue 57
Jeans - TK Maxx
Boots - shop unknown 15 years ago!


Once again, sorry for C word but it's very funny in this context!

Fiona
xoxo

11 comments :

  1. The camel toe made me giggle, nice antedote to any one who take shoes too seriously!!

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  2. The loafers win my vote - they're genius. Off to check out the Facebook page! Ax

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