WARNING WARNING WARNING - this post is VERY LONG WITH LOTS OF EPIC FAILURE Photo's.
I forgot to blog about the other Tesco stuff and accidentally deleted all the photographs too which is VERY annoying. You've all seen the Boden and TK Maxx shopping failures so today I bring you the ASOS fails.
I love these shoes, they were just about perfect and I THOUGHT my search for cobalt blue shoes had come to an end but .......... they are sandals, not shoes! I figure the strap would bother me with jeans/trousers and so if I have any doubt these days I just return.
You can see the naughty flappy gaping bit better here
And closer up here - it's just not something I could live with
This photo makes it look like the top half the dress is wearing me, not the other way round ... oh God, the more I look at these photos the more I'm glad it's not right ... I've gone from love to hate in 45 seconds!
This has the potential to be an amazing dress for a night out. Gorgeous quality and such pretty detail to the top half. Swinging girlie bottom bit, right length (not too short, not too long, flash a bit of thigh etc) and overall a fab dress for £37.50. You know there is a but coming don't you?
It sat all matronly on my none existent boobs .. do you see it? It was so hard to photograph but trust me, I called myself shelf tits after this!
Can you see it better here?
Thin legs are us yes?
Pretty neck though
The pictures speak for themselves. You know what I did - RETURN! Excuse the 7.30am photobomber. Check me out trying clothes on so early!
I later got a call from Millets, they wanted their tent back
Jacket from Matalan last summer that I've never worn .. until now!
Do you think I should turn this blog into the real anti fashion blog it's fast becoming?!
Have a good weekend